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impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

(via paperstarkid)

trohleyjpg:

like…,., 99.9% of boys are actual trash

well that hurts.

(via i-do-the-bass-pluck)

indigoswankster:

defekait:

my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake

image

(via buckyofficial)

foodchewer:

if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash

http://trashbabe420.tumblr.com/post/97442223492

(via ninjazombiegirl)

ask-flowercrown-spain:

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

u. my bame is U

great. I don’t have a first name now.

(Source: alwaysblind, via light-of-the-falling-star)

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via ninjazombiegirl)